Goons draw what Kirby might look like after consuming pop icons.

Drug companies dumping HIV tainted drugs on poor people? Check. Autocratic European leaders creating a trade in human hands to prop up their ivory trade? Check. The end of the human race as we know it? Also check. In this darkly humorous Goldmine, goons uncover the most evil companies in the world.

Classic movies get recast by people determined to make you weep.

Deep Hurting brings the PAIN (heh heh heh) to politics with his incisive and witty political cartoons.

Modern music meets old timey times. It’s like something torn from the pages of science fiction!

The future. Jim Cramer’s journal guides us through the horrible postapocalyptic world following Obama’s socialist revolution. As he bites the heads off rats and lusts after Maria Bartiromo, he reads us newswire reports from his past…and our future.

Even more video games re-imagined in the style classic literature!

Semen recipes. Godzilla vs. Barkley. Field guides to bestiality, shitting in the woods, and western mushrooms. Cower in fear and confusion before books which seem too strange to be real and yet are.