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Carpentry is just as dangerous as piracy. Or the Hook family genetics needs some chlorine. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: It’s gonna be a blockbuster! Fixer wow says, “That has slasher flick villain written all over it. Coming this summer: THE KLUDGE!”
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A quick look at the interwebs indicates that if it’s got a vaguely mushroom shape, it’s been “1-up’d.” I especially like 1-upcakes. But I dread what I may one day see over at our often-nsfw web-sibling Ugliest Tattoos. Don’t worry, it hasn’t happened yet.

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Life lesson: Go supersize in hopes to lower your kidnapping appeal. Thanks Google!
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