Horse-Drawn Hummer

Epic Kludge Photo - Horse-Drawn Hummer

Submitted by: Pat via Submit a Kludge!

You got enough horsepower there? (via That Will Buff Out)

Honestly? I give them credit for finding a way to make that beast fuel efficient. B+. And thanks to all the fixers who pointed out the artist of this piece, Mr. Jeremy Dean- Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer AlixeTiir says, “This Gives A Whole New Meaning To “Horse-Power”.”

You Have Now Reached Terminal Idiocy

Rabbit Food

[singing] “The bunny, the bunny, ohhh I ate the bunny.

Or, uh, whatever these things are.

Holographic rabbit ears? I bet those get a lousy reception.

Do not look directly into the eye of Mara!

Now, picture a cartoon mouse flattened by a piano.

Or, just look at this:

Eek!


You know, I’m starting to think maybe shredded coconut isn‘t the bunny cake cure-all:

Somewhere in that haystack may be the rest of him.


What the…??
Are these on food court trays?

And yeah, they look like alien gophers wearing plastic rabbit ears. There’s that, too.

[rapid blinking]

Uh…

I’m sorry; those “ears” have robbed me of the capacity for coherent thought. And the pink yo-yo thingies jammed into the jawline? I can’t…I mean, I don’t…That is to say, I have never…er. Huh.

[puffing out cheeks]

[scratching head]

[tapping fingers]

Right. Well, I’m going to wander off aimlessly now, in the hopes of finding something to restore my sanity. The rest of you feel free to talk amongst yourselves.

Ashley M., Sarah F., Anne B., K&J, Gail R., Laura S., & Brooke I., I don’t want to tell you a joke that is funny I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny.

- Related Wreckage: Passover These Wrecks

Update from John: Apparently, what we took to be food court trays are actually meat trays which I think we all can agree, is sooo much better. And it raises a question: is it even cake or is it some lovely ground chuck slathered in mashed potatoes? The world may never know! (Unless, of course, somebody bought one and ate it. Then we’d probably know. Ya know?)



I Keep Installing These Light Switches, And None Of Them Work!

Submitted by: Bryan F via Submit a Kludge!

Government phone tapping system is pretty arcane actually. – Ms. Fix-It

Edit: >.< I didn't realize I posted two "Doin' It Wrongs" in a row. Got an alternative title? Leave it in the comments and I'll pick my favorite tomorrow and change the Title. – Ms. Fix-It

Congratulations to Fixer Cow Herd for coming up with the winning title!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Kadin says, “One of these outlets will connect you to the Holy Grail. The others…telemarketers. Choose wisely.”