Polyurethane Foam Is Not A Toy

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This is what happens when you accidentally hire professional gingerbread makers. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer SpaceFairie says, “Ewwwww that building has some sort of fungal infection. Like athlete’s foot mutated and gone awry. Look, it’s so uncomfortable it’s breaking out in graffiti.”

What’s THAT Supposed to Mean?

Sometimes, when I’m really grumpy (wha-aat? Jen gets grumpy? Get OUT!) I like to amuse myself by taking every little thing John says exactly the wrong way.

John: “So, you want a sub for dinner?”

Me: “Why? ‘Cuz I’m too FAT to have a burrito? Huh? Is *that* what you’re saying?”

John: “No! I just thought you might be hungry!”

Me: “Oh, I see, because I’m ALWAYS hungry, right? RIGHT?!?”

John: [backing away slowly before sprinting from the room.]

It’s loads of fun.

Anyway, I can only imagine how much fun this lady had:

“Start talking, mister, or you’ll be looking for wife #2 real fast.”
Buddy? Nope. Not anymore.

Here’s one way to tackle a friend’s hairy situation:

“Cynthia, sweetie, this is an intervention.”
[starting electric razor] “Grab her, girls!!

When your dad turns the big 4-0, you want a cake that shows not only just how much you love him, but also how much time, thought,and effort went into finding him juuust the right design:

“Hmm…this purse design is a little plain. Oh! I know! Do you have any of those plastic Cinderella slippers back there? Yes? PERFECT.”

Or, if that doesn’t do the trick:

“I had them add the arrow so you wouldn’t miss the teeny tiny heart. See how small it is? How there’s all that extra room it *could* have occupied? Yeah? Good. Just checking.”

Hillary H., Kris, Cynthia P., Mark R., & Kjaere, I love you guys this much. Which is to say, enough to type your names here.



Mega Man 2010

After 20-plus years, it was about time Mega Man found himself a new level to play on.

Here, he has to find the leaking gas pipe before it explodes.

culture jamming win Megaman

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This one’s a little less hair-raising. He has to catch a bus. The challenge – does his Mega wallet contain the required exact change?

culture jamming win Megaman 2

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In a challenge appropriate for our times, here, Mega Man has to get to the bottom of who caused the financial crisis. But it’s Sunday, and there’s no one downtown!

culture jamming win Megaman 3

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I Smell A New Fashion Trend!

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ACME Industries: Making Internet cougars easier to spot at Starbucks since 2010. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer jason b hood says, “This is just a beta version. The real deal will have the left and right ears of a leopard attached to the L and R side of the headphones. Which means you’ll be able to hear in the dark.”