The Twilight Saga: As Told by Autocomplete Me

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Twilight: Bella meets Edward.

edward cullen

New Moon: Jacob states his case.

edward is a 108 year old virgin so he's obviously got issues

Eclipse: Bella chooses Edward, demands sex, refuses condoms.

can vampires get aids

Breaking Dawn: Edward asks Google to explain Bella’s pregnancy.

my girlfriend hasn't had period since she got pregnant do you think the baby is drinkin the blood

And they all lived happily ever after.

Wait, what?

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