This means you, Betty
Dear neighbors,
It has come to my attention that some people simply do not know what a toilet seat is, let alone the proper ladies room etiquette for raising them before urinating from the standing position. So in the future (i.e. starting right now), please raise the seat before doing your business. And stop urinating on the seats (this means you, Betty). If this continues, you will all be peeing from the seated position. For reference, I have appended an image of what the toilet should look like before you urinate in it. Study it long and hard.
As a side note, may I suggest that ladies raise the toilet seat once they are done, so these toilet seat spoilers can no longer have their sick way with our lovely restroom. I mean, seriously, I’ve been raising toilet seats when I’m done for just about 20 years now (so what if I did it before I was potty trained?), how about some gender equality? In the great progressive state of California, this should have been done years ago.
Finally, to the person who left a toilet paper roll out in the hallway, shame on you. Not only is this wasteful, but it also allowed Pat to amuse his ego by rainbow kicking it around the hallway thinking he’s a soccer superstar. By the way, if it was me who put that roll out when I was drunk last night, I apologize. Very possible.
Love,
D”don’t piss on the f***ing seats”an
Executive Jungle Juice Maker
Submitted by: Stephen
Jungle Juice isn’t screwing around. Betty used to be a Ben.





