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But not too hard. There’s nothing worse than over-tightening your last zip tie. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Pull Yourself Up by Your Bootzips
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Tag Archives: Abomineering
Too Expensive to Throw Out Version 2
Microsoft Surface: Home Edition
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He didn’t know whether to buy the Office, Pro, Student, Ultimate or Starter version, so like any good fixer he made his own. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
La-Z-Trike
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Its only flaw is not having a cup holder. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: SCAScot said, “Also missing: Remote control holster, bag of chips, common sense.”
125% Full Size Keyboard
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Made in honor of the late, great André The Giant. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Contractor-Free Addition
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Billy Madison has finally moved out of his tent, but it really isn’t much of an improvement. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Capable of Warped Speed
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Favorite Comment: Vickie said, “The backfire on this ancient truck is just that. Back. Fire.”
Upgraded to 6.0
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This better be the model that shoots flames out of the exhaust, because one pass on the lawn should be more than enough. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
At Least You’ll Hear Him Coming
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Because when he’s reversing, you’ll hopefully be luckier than the protected forest he just drove through. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Onion said, “You’ll see him lumbering down the street.”
Worst Commute Ever
Such a hellish abomination can only come from Clarkson, May and Hammond Industries. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
