The First Gentleman of Finland was seated next to Crown Princess Mary of Denmark. Looks like he won’t be getting any free Legos this year.

And here it is, photographic evidence that women are not as sexually desperate as men.

If this doesn’t sell everyone on eating sushi, I don’t know what will.

Give me a second, and I’ll give you a nice present.

You’re crossing your fingers for luck, but his face has already made the decision about what is about to happen.

One man’s drum stick, is another’s oversized toothpick.

Just peeing everywhere regardless of what else is going on.

Patient-Care-Fail or no-pants-shame win?

I was going to make some cat joke, but I’m just upset about that cat’s poor timing.

Jose! Calm down, you have a whole life time ahead of you to awkward lick costumed women.

And here I am, stuck in a Christmas with y’all.

But wait… no one is driving the boat! I wish bear was driving then at least some fun would be had.

Well, I guess I’ll see you in your nightmares later! Bye!

TGIF.

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Don’t worry I’m from the internet, we can get the cyber police to get the hair police on the phone. The ends shall justify the means.

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Hopefully she doesn’t get beached.

I’ve heard that one before.

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James T. Cuckold

You know trouble shooting before my wedding day, ya know.

The inner ear is the tastiest part of a stranger.

Just one of the many tender moments that need to be captured on film.

Why isn’t this a saying? Oh right, because boys are taught to be dead inside.

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I…really don’t think those girls are going to need that but thanks for playing. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: That Guy lalala says, “Condom fairy needs a talk.”

And not just because she’s three months along and her dad is the size of a siege castle. – Ms. Fix-It

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AWKWARD The moment you realize the cat you were talking about is right behind you.

teh awkward silence afterwardz…

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But then again, I received those weeks ago.

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Why, I can remember a time when you wouldn’t be caught dead in an airport without a girdle and a cigarette.

This is an apron?

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It’s a post modernist take on the haves vs. the have nots…or a crazy homeless guy wandered onto the set again.

Favorite Comment: That Guy Snippy says, “Uh, yes, it is a tarball from the BP oil spill. That’s exactly what it is. Yes.”

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There’s always one. Some idiot who takes atrocious advantage of the open bar at the wedding you’ve been forced to attend. It starts out awkwardly and goes downhill from there. It never registers that she’s the only one who wants to hear the Chicken Dance song, do the Chicken Dance dance. The rest of us stare in horror and hatred…until our drinks catch up to us, and, before we know it, we’re all flappin’ and clappin’ too. Silly as she looks, I can’t argue with her form: Model is on fire! Mmmm…flame-broiled chicken.

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Having worked on this site for a while now, I have blurred, covered, hidden, and obscured my fair share of nipples and other “naughty bits.” So I would like to express gratitude to these models, who, in their twisted configuration, have skillfully managed to keep their own Photoshop-worthy parts hidden from view. Less work for me! I’m going to celebrate by skipping out early, heading down the street to a bar, and starting my own 6 a.m. happy hour.

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Who gave a woman that skinny a giant mallet? Did you really think she’d be able to lift it without aid? True, she isn’t making it any easier for herself by placing her foot on the weighted end, but how much, really, could that leg weigh? The problem is in the premise. I would offer to assist her, but I would first need to know what she intends to use the mallet for. Is she playing a vintage version of whack-a-mole? About to murder someone outside of the shot? If it’s the former, she’s on her own. If the latter, let me get the plastic sheets out of the trunk of my car…

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She’ll need a tasty beverage to wash it down.

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Model thinks that, by standing absolutely still, she becomes invisible. She thinks that when her boyfriend comes home and sees how much money she’s spent on shoes while he’s been vacationing in Tanzania (photographing other models; after all, models always date photographers), he’ll be rather mad. She thinks this technique is the best way to avoid his wrath. Unfortunately for model, she’s left all of the evidence on the floor for her boyfriend to find. So whether she becomes invisible or not, it’s kind of a moot point, is it not? Another model/photographer relationship in ruins. I’m so depressed I think I may need to cheer myself up with some retail therapy. Shopping for shoes, of course.

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Models dressed as swans, however…But, OK, so she might not look all that regal, but I, for one, would be far more likely to tune into the winter olympics if the figure skating contestants looked a little more like this. I’m not impressed by glitter and tight-fitting outfits. I *am* impressed by giant swan headpieces that put Björk’s infamous dress to shame. If she’s going to make it in 2014, though, she should look into upgrading her practice rink. There’s hardly enough room there to perform a Russian jump split.

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As the owl trio harmonizes an acapella version of “Poker Face (HootHoot Remix),” the model thinks, “Mmm, I’m sooooo hungry. I bet owls taste just like chicken, or what I imagine chicken tastes like, as I’ve only ever eaten raisins and flax seed. I hope they’re not endangered…But, then again, as the owner of a double-breasted panda bear jacket, do I really care?”