
What? You think I want to look at YOUR face on my cup all day?
ur mug alwayz spoilz teh coffeez, anywayz…

What? You think I want to look at YOUR face on my cup all day?
ur mug alwayz spoilz teh coffeez, anywayz…

nao, abowt yor employment it appeers dat micdonuldz is hiring, …an they provide a family discownt
kittehs wil alwayz go 2 grayt lengfz 2 has cheezburgers.

Aifink teh thurd n final film in teh seriez may be cawled “Teh Mauling.”
Caption by The Frogman / Image source: Lil Baby Jesus

As Captain Picard would say, “Make it sew”
Faeborit Coment: “Masheen sez “Singur” but I rilly doant liek its voyce so verrahmuschsorree.” – Duffy

TL;DR Version: Goggies is silleh n happy wif nefing. Kittehs is plottin 2 tayk ober teh world…n ur soulz.
Via: F*** Yeah Felines
Faeborit Coment: “dis worf da reed! very informatif, yea for kitteh oberlords!!!!!!” – Kitty

perfectly normal reaction to the word ‘vet’.
i finks u need a better excyoose, kitteh.
Faeborit Coment: “Next wurd of importunse will be “Emerjincyroom” aifinkso.” – Duffy

I iz de missing lynx What? U expect a monkey?
an i waznt missin… i jus had udder stufz 2 do.
Faeborit Coment: “That’s grate, kitteh. Now can u halp me wif teh wifi signal? I thinks I gots teh missing Linksys.” – lolcatburglar
Faeborit Coment: “my kitteh does that every morning when she’s hungry! She used to do the biting thing until she learned that got her banished from the bedroom- now she wakes me up with kisses instead. smart kitteh.” – Cheex

I don care wat yer micro-chip sez, you don lib here.
Faeborit Coment: “Yoo gawt rong haus. We no gawt bayseemint heer.” – tracyH