
Who can hold their breath the longest?
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As Robert took his final breath, the girls commemorated their victory for the life insurance claims adjuster. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: That Guy Rockingfreakapotamus says, “Worse thing is one of them just farted and it’s bubbled into his face just as he’s taken his last breath.”

In Windsor, Canada, a boom truck operator drove onto your average two story parking deck to fix who knows what, when the entire structure collapsed underneath him! Thankfully, no one was below ground when the entire thing caved in, but the crane operator was sent to the hospital with minor injuries.
Source: The Windsor Star

Learning to drive in a parking lot is a good idea… misinterpreting that advice and choosing to take your brand new Volkswagen up to the 2nd story of a parking garage to learn how to drive, is a bad idea.
Story via: Jalopnik
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Did you bring the bail money??
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