
Desperate for a snack, Max attempts to drag his can opener to the kitchen.
kittehs do crayzee fingz wen dey get desperit.
Picture by: Peg leg Pete

Desperate for a snack, Max attempts to drag his can opener to the kitchen.
kittehs do crayzee fingz wen dey get desperit.
Picture by: Peg leg Pete

angry hoomin detected initiating irresistible innocent look…
wai doez u luk so suspishus, hoomin?
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I won it at teh Catlympics in Catalonia in teh category Hoomin ignorin.
datz mai graytist dreem in lief!

Well of course I intend to let you out… But first, we need to discuss that cheap, off-brand kitty food you’ve been buying lately.
neber kom between a kitteh and teh kitteh food.
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He seems to find our attack amusing…. Call for reinforcements.
i tinkz we need r secwet weppon!!
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MY, WHAT A SPECIAL DAY. . . I DON’T USUALLY FIND YOU LYING IN THE GUTTER UNTIL AFTER DARK.
u iz eben stupider dan i thot u wer…
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Mai hoomin took gud carez ov me. Den he lost his job. Now I’z work to taek carez of him. We’z gonna be all rite.
kittehz iz such carin creetyoors.
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