This whole retro fad is getting out of control. Pretty soon the hipsters will use nothing but tin cans and twine. The streets of Portland will be a mess. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
This just gave me an idea, why don’t we try and break the world record for the world’s largest umbrella? We build it on top of the Space Needle and leave it open from November until April. No one will ever mock the amount of rain in Seattle again! ~Not-So-Handy Andy