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Quik! We must amass owr own army of valiant Happy Cats 2 halp fight teh ebil Limecats!
Ebberybudy, brake owt ur partay hatz and finger nomz ‘cuz we gonna has one wyld party! Iz Nashunal Cat Day!!! Wat will u b doin to celebrayt ur kittehs? A lil extra nomz? A lil extra catnipz? Mebbe a lil extra of both?! We wish all ob u and all ur kitteh friends teh bestest Nashunal Cat Day ebber!
Faeborit Coment: “Ai beez kehrfl ob deh nip soh Ai lasts ahl dae! Wheeeee fwump, hoooboi! *runrunrunrun* *buttwaggle waggle powns* Ooops. Kitty Rou’ nawt inna spiririt yet. Heer. Nip!” – Mrrphh
Haz u eber herd teh scaree storee abowt the nawty kittehs who waz trapped in cotton ballz forebber as punishment fer dere nawty behavyor? Probz nawt, cuz ai just made it up! Spookeh!
Faeborit Coment: “Cawtunn~Bawll Kittuhnz
Habz mennee playssez 2 hydez.
Awffunn ina Playn Syte!
Cawtunn~Bawll Kittuhnz
coodz hydez wiff Teddee Bay~urrz,
butz dis amz moar ‘Phun!’!!
Cawtunn~Bawll Kittuhnz
amz awllwayz wellcum 4 dayr
Soopah~Megga Floof!!!” – Jack Deth
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Faeborit Coment: “Da taglien iz inkorekt!
Becuz bein a kitteh meens nebber haffing to sai yoo aer sorree.
(*unles der aer potenshul treets inbolbeded*)” – Carola
O, teh huge manatee! Ai rilly hopes Catzilla will come n save us from dis monster!

Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATCAT!
Teh best kitteh meowloween costumez is teh onez taht require no costyoom on teh akshual kitteh. And alsew teh costyooms dat are Batman.
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U noez ur scareeness iz bad wen eben Hiz Royal Ebilness, Basement Cat, baks awai in feer!