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Lavender Farmer needed a scarecrow. Being a bit short on materials, he asked his wife to stand out in his lavender fields and scare the crows away. She accomplished this task beautifully. And by that, I mean, she was beautiful in her ruffled lavender-inspired gown. She wasn’t all that good at scaring crows away. The umbrella-slash-hat she fashioned out of lavender actually seemed, to crows, a great place to land and squawk and poo all over the pretty purple plants below. Six months later, Lavender Farmer and his wife officially divorced. With what little money he had left from the settlement, he purchased a real scarecrow and lived happily ever after.